How do you get a square peg into a round hole?

Question

How do you get a square peg into a round hole?

Answer 1

the square peg has to be much smaller than the round hole

Answer 2

Many ways:



1. Use a square whose corner to corner length is less than the diameter of the circle.



2. If you don't have one, make the peg smaller or



3. make the hole bigger.



4. Bash it lots and lots, probably damaging both the peg and hole in the process.



5. Cut the peg up in to little pieces and put them through one by one.



6. If the peg is made of a compressible material, squash it down, feed it through, and then let it regain its natural shape.



7. If the hole is made of an elastic material: stretch it to allow the peg through, and then let it regain its natural shape.

Answer 3

Just sand paper or plane the edges off the square peg until it fits in the round hole -- easy!!

Answer 4

Well, On one episode of the Jetsons, George was going through Army indoctrination and they were giving an intelligence test. The big dumb guy in front of him couldn't fit the square peg in the round hole so he took his fist and pounded it into the hole. Suddenly, lights started flashing and a voice started saying, "Officer Material!! Officer Material!!".

Answer 5

it should be the other way round how do you get a round peg into a square hole that would be easy

Answer 6

make sure the round hole is bigger than the square peg

Answer 7

With a lot of brute force

or get your dog to gnaw it into a round peg lol

Answer 8

Make sure the length from one point of the square to the other is smaller than the diameter of the hole.

Answer 9

No one has mentioned making the hole square yet, so that's my answer!

Answer 10

put the peg on the hole and blow it up with dynamite, then it'll fit

Answer 11

size it to fit the same as the hole

Answer 12

Watch the labour party do it with Gordon Brown.

Answer 13

With a big hammer

Answer 14

Jam the B*stard in! And if still doesn't go in, go fetch a hammer!

Answer 15

With a really big hammer.

Answer 16

Keep hammering.

Answer 17

There is no hole.

Answer 18

Give it to a two-year-old, and they'll show you how it's done! ; )

Answer 19

file it into shape

Answer 20

Ask yer ma.

Answer 21

Whack the sh*t out of it.

Answer 22

Get a bigger hammer.

Answer 23

use a lathe.

Answer 24

doh

you cant

Answer 25

you can't