What are the lyrics of the Toys R Us song?

Question

They have starting showing Toys R Us adverts that I remember from years ago. However, I realise that even after all this time I have never been able to decipher one line of the lyrics.

I can hear the first bit fine, then the guy talks for a while, then at the end they play the bit I can't understand. It goes:

********************************** all under one roof,
It's called Toys R Us, Toys R Us, Toys R Us!

The closest I have been able to come is 'There's millions of debris all under one roof' :p

What is she really singing here?

Answer 1

I'm so glad you have been hearing "millions of debris" too!!! The woman who sings that song should really, really learn to annunciate properly! We could have sung it better ourselves -with a cold and whilst eating sticky toffee.



Well, when singing it on a car journey in all innocence as "debris" to my friends, I was mocked and corrected as "There's millions of Geoffries all under one roof"... (Geoffrey being the giraffe) but it still doesn't make much sense... i mean, I thought there was only one Geoffrey!



Other theories include -



"There's millions of dead fish all under one shoe"



or...



"Dominican deaf eat a wonderful poo"



and then there's what she most probably says...



"Deaah miney aah debree aan umber uhh ooo"





After extensive research and pestering of Toys R Us staff, I tracked down the lady songstress herself (named Mumblina Mumblealot) who revealed the ACTUAL line to be...

(drum roll...)



' "There's millions," says Geoffrey, "all under one roof" '

Answer 2

Toys R Us Christmas Advert

Answer 3

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys Я Us kid. There's a million toys at Toys Я Us That I can play with. From bikes to trikes to video games It's the biggest toy store there is! I don't wanna growup, cuz, baby, if I did, I couldn't be a Toys Я Us kid!

Answer 4

lmfao i thought it said millions of debris all under one roof too it says millions says jeffery i think that the giraffe

Answer 5

i thought it was,

theres a magical place all under one roof,

its called toys r us, toys r us, toys r us!

Answer 6

"Toys 'R Us Jingle"



I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys' R Us kid

There's a million toys at Toys 'R Us that I can play with!

From bikes, to trains, to video games,

It's the biggest toy store there is! Gee whiz!

I don't want to grow, cuz baby if I did,

I wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid!

Answer 7

i believe molly is right. i used to work there and so did my mother. we know just about every toys r us jingle that has been advertised.